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Every time I come to Greece,
I can't lie,

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I do think of Mamma Mia!
Yeah. You know, in my head,

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I think I'm Meryl Streep
dancing on that jetty.

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You don't think
you're Pierce Brosnan?!

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No, but I think I'm more, um,

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Julie Walters singing, when she's
in that bar after that man.

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I'm the first in line

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You see, I think that's probably,
realistically, more my range.

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Yeah.
THEY LAUGH

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In the hillside hamlet of Kokkini,
on the romantic island of Corfu...

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There's something about Corfu
that makes you frisky.

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Look at Shirley Valentine.

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Look at Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia!
Three husbands, she had.

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I just want one.

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..Alan and I are taking our chances
on a beast of a project.

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Someone's written "Keep out"!

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And it's in blood.

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With the help of
our expert builders...

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Be honest with us.

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Do you think we've made a mistake
with this house?

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We're turning this neglected
wreck into a beautiful holiday home.

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We have never had a sea view before.

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That view is worth it.
I'm, like, living a dream.

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To be in Corfu,
building a house with Alan,

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it's just brilliant.

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So far, we've cleared the building
and ripped out the poo pipe.

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I'm going backwards.

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And it's time to tackle
the biggest space in the house...

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The living and dining room.

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And so it begins, Mr Carr.

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But I am feeling a bit more
confident, a bit more upbeat.

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I think we can do this.

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What are we going to do
about your flags?

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Just... Can you just stop
looking at them?

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Just concentrate on this.
I'm concentrating.

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Just get this sorted, please.
Well, this has to come down.

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Definitely.
Because that's pointless.

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What I keep seeing
that's actually fashionable...

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Bear with me. You take this down,

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but have the separation
between the two.

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And then this could be a lounge.

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I'm brimming with ideas.

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I've made a mood board
for the living-dining space,

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and it's going to be all neutrals,

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but it's got to have the wow factor
because it's going

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to be the biggest room in the house.

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So what style are we going
to have it?

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Is it rustic or is it going to be
white...?  Pale pastels.

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Because if we keep this wall nicely

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exposed with all this off,
look, once

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this is repointed, these colours
are perfect on my mood board.

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I keep seeing that.  Amanda mentions,

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"Oh, my mood board."

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I haven't seen this mood board.

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It's a bit like the Beast of Bodmin
or Loch Ness.

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I've heard it exists,
but I've never seen it.

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If it's like a family home,
maybe the kids

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can have their own area
or something.  Or put something...

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Because, you know,
we're so near the beach.

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Yeah.  What about something to put,
like, all your inflatables and...?

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I love that.  Inflatables?
Inflatables.  Yeah.

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Should I tell you
where my mood board is?

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Here.

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It's all filed away in there.
You've heard of AI.

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AL.

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And then we come here, and then
this is dining area.  Dining.

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Yeah.  Maybe like a little
banquette seating there.

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That's a very good idea.
Well, I like b...

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Did we had banquette in the last...?
No, because I vetoed it.

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That's what I thought.
But this lends itself to that.

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Alan's always wanted to do
a banquette.

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And actually, in the dining room,

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I think a banquette is
the best thing.

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FLY BUZZES, AMANDA YELPS

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That was a fly.

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That wasn't my reaction
to Alan's banquette.

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Do you know what? This is
the thing with renovation.

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I am learning more and more
and... Do not yank my...

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That's enough.
The joke's over now.

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We love you, Greece.

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Before we do anything, we need
to get that wall down.

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So I've called on our local
project manager,

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Stamatis, to help.

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So we take this, which is
the difficult part.  Wicked.

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I can't wait to knock
that wall down,

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because I think it's just dictating
the whole feel of the room.

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It's oppressive. And I just think,
just get it out.

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Get rid.

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Should I start up here?  Yeah.

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Oh!  Wow! You make a hole!

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I might do a bit of...that.

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Can you do that?

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Let's do it.  Oh!  Ooh!

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Something popped.  Was it your hip,
Alan?

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I think it's somewhere else.  No!

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Well done.  Push it. Whoa!

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Oh, my God. Can you do the splits?
I can go that way.

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That's amazing!  Thanks, babe.

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Look at this!  Looks different now,
huh?

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It's so much lighter, isn't it?
It's huge.

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It's got a really lovely energy
here, hasn't it?  It really has.

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It feels like a big hug.

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GOATS BLEAT

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Before work starts this morning,

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Amanda and I are taking advantage
of our proximity to the beach.

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Right.  Yes?  I need inflatable...

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Inflatable.  Of course.

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One for boy and then one for girl.

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Boy and girl.

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I do like a crazy inflatable.

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I mean, there has been times
when I've spent

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a whole holiday just floating on
a pair of giant Mick Jagger lips.

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She loves pink, flamingo...
Yeah, so that would be lovely.

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This is small for you.  Not for me!

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I can't fit in there.
We make a good price.

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I'd like to feel the quality,
you know.

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You see, I don't know
if I'll be able to get in it.

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See, it's a bit too... Oh!

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It's good.
SHOPKEEPER LAUGHS

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It's good. I like it.  Bravo!

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So we've got flamingo.
Oh, that's good.

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This is like me with a hangover.

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30 euro.  30.

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Thank you so much.  Thank you
very much.  And now I've got

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to walk through Kassiopi
with a dead unicorn.

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I bring the packet flamingo.  OK.

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Bye-bye.  Bye. All the best.

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Thank you.

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North of the island
is Acharavi beach,

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one of the few sandy beaches
on Corfu,

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and stretching across 7km,
it's also the longest.

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Look what I got.

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Oh, no!  Yes.
We can't be on the beach with that!

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Yes, we can. We're in Greece!

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Let's put it here so we get a bit
in the shade.

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Face in the shade. Body in the sun.
What is your actual skin tone?

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Because I've never, ever seen it.

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AMANDA LAUGHS

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Is it beige?  In the summer,
tangerine dream is what I like.

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Because I've never actually seen you
out of drag, have I?

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No, never.

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I always think I look like Ross Kemp
when I don't wear my lashes.

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Oh, please. You are gorgeous
without make-up.  I love him,

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but when I've got no make-up
on and no lashes on...

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Oh, my God, you've brought...
Yes, I've got a unicorn.

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AMANDA LAUGHS

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He said, "Pop a straw in."
Pop a straw in?!  Yeah.

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AIR WHEEZES

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Rubbish.

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, for God's sake.
I'm putting this...

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I'm sick of that stupid thing.

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AIR WHEEZES

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Do you remember taking food to
the beach when you were a kid?

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Oh, my God.  And having sand
in your egg sandwich.

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And you'd be like, "Oh!" Like that.

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My nan and grandad used to make
salad sandwiches

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that were limp and warm
by the time you ate them.

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But I still crave those sandwiches.

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Yeah.  That is one of
my biggest childhood tastes.

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Yeah.  I'm going to put a little
bit of cream on your neck,

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Alan, cos you're burning
a little bit.

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You've got very rubbery ears.
Very flexible, look.

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You know what they say.  No!

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THEY LAUGH

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I don't know what they say.
What do they say?

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THEY LAUGH

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Flexible ears...  Let's go for a dip.

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After cooling off in
the Ionian Sea...

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Whoo!
..it's straight back to work.

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Stamatis and I are making plans
for the new space.

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So even though we've taken down
the wall...

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We need enough space
for people to sit on the table.

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To sit, and table...

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But there's no sign of Alan.

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And then I was thinking,

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a big sofa that comes along here,
and along there,

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so it divides...  OK.
Like an L?  Like an L.

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Yeah. Yeah. OK. Yeah,
I think it's going to look nice.

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Hi, guys.

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Oh.  Whoa.

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Hi.  Hi.  Where have you been?!

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Do you know what? I was upstairs.
Did you have a nap?

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No, I never had a nap.

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But, you know,
I struggle in the heat.

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And there was...

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The further you go up the hill,
the more breeze.  He was sleeping.

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OK. Yeah, I did nod off.
Just a little bit.

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Just a little nana nap.

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Now I'm raring to go
and I can't wait to do some DIY.

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OK.

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Good.  Today, we want to see
if the stone walls underneath

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the old layers of plaster will
be good enough to leave exposed.

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OK.  You're good at this,
aren't you?

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I remember you did this...
I think this

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is too heavy for you.  Is it?  Yes.
Don't be sexist.

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I'll have to show him differently.

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STAMATIS LAUGHS

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I think Stamatis
is underestimating me.

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But, you know, my favourite position
is being underestimated.

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Oh, phew.  I'm enjoying myself.

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I like to get the whole
section good.

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So I get all the concrete,
all the plaster,

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and then I can see
where the old cement is.

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And then I go to the next section.

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No, I'm more scatter-gun. I'm like
I'm paintballing in there.

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MIMICS GUNFIRE

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Yeah. Eat lead!

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MIMICS GUNSHOT

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Oh!

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I know. What do you reckon?
Are you impressed?

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Sometimes we take out the stones
and doesn't look right, you know.

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But here I think it's
going to look nice.

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Well, this is history.
Someone's made this.

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I think it would be nice to, like,
expose these three walls.

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Alan?

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I think I need another siesta,
so I will see you in four hours.

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THEY LAUGH

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It's been all hands on deck
at the house.

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With new ceiling beams going in,
and with the plaster gone

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from all the walls,
they're getting a jet-wash makeover.

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But today,
it's also Alan's birthday,

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so I'm whisking him off to one of
my favourite Greek islands, Paxos.

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Look at that.  Whoo!
Happy birthday.  Thank you.

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To get there,
it's a quick 11km jaunt from

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the southern tip of Corfu
across the Ionian Sea.

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For your 50th next year,
what are we thinking?

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Because obviously,

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in the back of my head, I've been
planning your 50th since

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you were 46.  It hasn't been
in the back of your head.

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You've been quite vocal,
haven't you?

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"Alan, this will be perfect.
Alan, book this."

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Send me emails.
"Alan, perfect for your 50.

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"Get it booked now."
Do you want me to help you?

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Yeah, yeah, but, I mean,
you're wishing my life away.

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Aw! I'm excited.

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The Venetians ruled
the Ionian Islands

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in the 14th to 18th centuries,

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and Paxos still carries their legacy
in its architecture and traditions.

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Can definitely see
the Italian influence.

241
00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:00,960
Oh, my gosh, yeah. So lovely.
Do you want a birthday ice cream?

242
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,840
Yeah.

243
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,920
Well, isn't this adorable?

244
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,680
Thank you, thank you.

245
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Only 30 square kilometres in size,
the island is nicknamed

246
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the Jewel of the Ionian,

247
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,360
and is voted most Instagrammable
destination in the whole of Greece.

248
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,720
Happy birthday!

249
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:32,640
Oh, wow. I love you. Oh.
Thank you.  Lovely.

250
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,160
Mm!

251
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,720
Bloody hell, Alan.  What?
You've got it everywhere.

252
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,800
See?  God. You see,

253
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,200
I'm getting old now. I need...
I am turning into your carer.

254
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,040
I've only been 49 for one day.

255
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,080
AMANDA LAUGHS

256
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,880
Legend has it Paxos was
Greek god Poseidon's gift

257
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,000
of love to his sea queen,
Amphitrite.

258
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:56,040
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh. For my wife?

259
00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,080
Oh. Thank you.
Oh, how sweet is that?

260
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:05,960
Why is the water clearer in Greece
than anywhere else?

261
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,840
No, why?
Does it make you want to jump in?

262
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:11,160
I so want to jump in.  You would
never wear a Speedo, though.

263
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:14,000
I wish I had that confidence
to wear a Speedo,

264
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,680
but I'm more of a shorts person,

265
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,720
and maybe a little pashmina
over the top or something, you know?

266
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,280
So that is the thing
about getting older.

267
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,480
The more fearless you are
as you go into your 50s,

268
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the younger...  I'm still 49.

269
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,880
Let me enjoy my 40s in peace.
I will.

270
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,200
But what I'm going to say is,
don't be fearful of it,

271
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or ageing.

272
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Time is flying by.

273
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,040
And I remember my mum saying that
when I was 21.

274
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,880
She said, "Enjoy it,
because it will fly by."

275
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:44,600
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" And here I am
at 50, in the blink of an eye.

276
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,760
And I think that's one
of life's catches.

277
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And you have to live that life.
I know.

278
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,520
Is there any decisions

279
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,960
that you wouldn't have made?
Or do you go,

280
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,760
"No regrets"?  Look,
sitting here with you,

281
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,640
how can I have regrets? You know,

282
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,200
everything that's happened
has brought me here.

283
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,840
So you have to be quite positive.
Do you feel like that?  100...

284
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,400
I mean, obviously,
we've both been through a divorce.

285
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,520
Yeah.  We've both made mistakes.

286
00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:11,760
And as much as I regret
hurting people, maybe,

287
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:14,320
or causing chaos...  Yeah.

288
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,960
..it shapes you to who you are
in this moment.

289
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:21,680
Yeah.  And I think life is too short
to have regrets.

290
00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,320
I mean, it's not decisions for me,

291
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,480
but knowing your worth
and the amount

292
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:31,280
of times I've been walked over
and...  You are soft.
..people have demeaned me.

293
00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,560
You're so lovely.  I know.

294
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,520
There's times
that I wish I'd said no,

295
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,840
I wish I'd been a bit bolder
and a bit...  Stronger.

296
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:42,160
Yeah, a bit stronger.
After a divorce,

297
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:46,000
what you do think is that you are
never going to find love again.

298
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,640
Do you sort of trust yourself
to fall in love and make a good

299
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,520
decision about somebody
for the rest of your life?

300
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,760
It'd be nice, wouldn't it?
I don't really trust anyone,

301
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,160
really. That's the trouble.

302
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,840
I think that is my main thing.
What do you think I'm going to do?

303
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,200
Oh, no, I trust you.

304
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,080
And maybe my mum and dad
and my family.

305
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,520
But, yeah, just getting out there
and trusting, isn't it?

306
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,080
Happy birthday, darling.
Oh, thank you.

307
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,960
To another 49 years.
To another 49 years.

308
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,360
You're fabulous.

309
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:29,200
This morning, we're tackling
the biggest job in the house...

310
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,320
Thank you, my darling.

311
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,040
..laying the concrete floor.

312
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,600
I've got so much make-up on...
to do cementing.

313
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,400
I literally look like
I'm going to do a panto.

314
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,400
ALAN LAUGHS

315
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:48,280
So we've got both Scott
and Stamatis on hand to help.

316
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,200
We'll work from
that corner back this way,

317
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:55,360
and we'll do, like, a strip here
and then we'll move across.

318
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,440
OK.  Now, how long does concrete
take to set?

319
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,520
In this heat,

320
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,120
it's going to be quick.
Maybe ten minutes.

321
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,800
To prevent the concrete

322
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,120
setting too quickly
and forming cracks,

323
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,760
you wet the floor first...

324
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,760
Ready?  Get pouring.
..spread it evenly into the space...

325
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:16,680
Oh! Oh, it's like a cowpat.
More cement?

326
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:20,960
Yeah.  ..and then use a screeding bar
to level the surface.

327
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,400
Some ways of doing things
are so old-fashioned.

328
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,520
Yeah. We just did this
on an 800 square metre garden.

329
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,880
Oh, my God.

330
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:31,280
And with less than ten minutes
till the whole floor dries out,

331
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,840
I'm on cement duty.

332
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,200
Alan!  What?  More water.
Can you turn it on?

333
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:41,000
Come on. Look, look!
Why have I got the rubbish jobs?

334
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,080
I want to be, like, hands-on.

335
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,800
There. You know what I mean?
I'm missing all the good stuff.

336
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,160
Alan!  What?  Off!  Oh!

337
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,360
Finally, I'm allowed
to do some DIY.

338
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,840
We can do it together, Alan.
Just with little,

339
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,320
like, shakes, like that.

340
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,040
And then you're going to
pull it backwards.

341
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,320
Like that?  And then pull it down.
That's it.

342
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,080
Oh, I see. It's all in the wrist.
Mm-mm-mm.

343
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,280
Slide to the left.
Slide to the right.

344
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,360
Criss cross.
It's a bit like the Cha Cha Slide.

345
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,600
Alan...  I can feel it setting.

346
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,840
Hold. Ready?  I'm actually going
to tip forward.

347
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,000
Don't tip forward.
No, Scott can you grab me.

348
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,480
No...  This is so tight.

349
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,240
You're going to have
to put your arms around me!

350
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,600
Put your arm around me.
LAUGHTER

351
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,960
Oh, my God.  I'm in so much pain.

352
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,160
I've lost about nine kilos of sweat.

353
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:33,160
Scott and Stamatis finish off
the floor just in time.

354
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,480
Can you see that?

355
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,680
STAMATIS LAUGHS

356
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,400
Amanda?  Yes.  You know
you're quite nimble?

357
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,880
Yes.

358
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:45,320
Look where Stamatis' phone is.
You are kidding me.

359
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,560
How we gonna reach that now?

360
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,600
Well, I did do gymnastics,
so move that over there.

361
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,240
I'll do some beam work.

362
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,120
Dun, dun, dun, dun...

363
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:57,440
Oh, Amanda!  No way.

364
00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:00,200
Wow. Really? Please. Yeah.

365
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,440
Thank you.

366
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,840
LAUGHTER

367
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,120
Amanda, I need my hard hat.

368
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,920
AMANDA LAUGHS

369
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,400
Maybe after lunch.

370
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,120
While the concrete sets,

371
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,280
I'm heading to the nearby
village of Kassiopi.

372
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,800
to visit the local
Greek Orthodox church.

373
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,160
Wow.

374
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,760
It's so ornate.

375
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:44,560
I was not expecting all the detail
and all the artwork, to be honest.

376
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,760
Oh, isn't it gorgeous?

377
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,800
It feels opulent.
Ours are sort of stripped back,

378
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,800
aren't they, in the UK?
But this feels...

379
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,880
Lots of gold and it's very blingy.

380
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,280
Corfu is nicknamed
the Island of Churches,

381
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,840
and there are over 250
across the island.

382
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,000
You know, everyone has their own
version of faith,

383
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,400
but there is no denying, every time
I come into a church,

384
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,400
that I do feel grounded

385
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:18,800
and a sense of, well,
just calm and peace, really.

386
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,360
My nan was quite religious.

387
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,360
I naturally connect to her
in a church.

388
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,440
It makes you reflective.

389
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:34,080
I will always come in and...
not necessarily pray,

390
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,760
but I will think about life
and...people that I've lost,

391
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:42,080
I always think about.
I will always take a seat,

392
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,960
and I have a little chat with my nan
and my grandad.

393
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,520
We lost our little boy
when he was stillborn,

394
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,360
so I always think of him,
and whenever I light a candle,

395
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,480
it's for them. You just...

396
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,160
It just makes you think
for a second,

397
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,680
and then you go out into

398
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,240
the blinding sunlight of
the real world.

399
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:04,040
But you just... For that moment,
you get that sense of...

400
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,800
Back at the house,
the floor is solid and prepped,

401
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,400
ready for Amanda to build

402
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,080
our banquette seating
in the dining area.

403
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:30,720
Just me today.
No Alan, no Stamatis.

404
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:34,280
OK.  The proper team.  Good team.
Yes. This is a good team.

405
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,080
We call it banquette seating.
Banquette.

406
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,000
So we're just going to build them
out of those, yeah?

407
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,560
Yes.  Easy?  Easy.  Easy.

408
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,800
THEY LAUGH

409
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,200
OK. Perfect.

410
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,520
I feel like we're going
quite speedy, Yanis.

411
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,520
Would you give me a job?  Why not?

412
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,880
Why not?

413
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,240
While they get stuck in,
Stamatis and I are

414
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,080
getting better acquainted
on the golf course.

415
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,320
Have you played golf before?
Nope.  All right.

416
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,880
I love crazy golf.
Are you alpha male?

417
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,840
Are you very competitive?
You know something?

418
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,920
I'm going to win. End of story.
OK.

419
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,400
It's the best of nine holes.
Watch and learn.

420
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,320
For me, crazy golf is all
in the hips.

421
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,440
Spin it around like that
and then tap.

422
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,800
And you mark my words,
it'll go in the hole.

423
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,520
Oh, God.

424
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,160
Oh!  So, watch.

425
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,080
ALAN SCOFFS

426
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,880
ALAN LAUGHS

427
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,480
Oh!  Be careful with the stick.

428
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,680
Aim for the hole.

429
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,560
Oh!  No way!  Oh!

430
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,400
Nearly.  Hey, Stamatis.  Yeah?

431
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,480
I've been divorced now
for, like, three years,

432
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:52,840
and I'm single and I want to mingle.
Do you catch my drift?

433
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,080
I'm ready to date.
I'm married.  Not...

434
00:21:56,080 --> 00:22:01,040
Not you, not you.  OK.
I need someone who's good at golf.

435
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,600
THEY LAUGH

436
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,600
I'll tell you what.
Being here without Alan,

437
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,400
look how fast it's going.

438
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,200
And I do love him to bits, but...

439
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,920
Yanis?  Yes?  Alan needs a boyfriend.

440
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:19,600
Do you have any gay friends?
Do we know anyone?

441
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:23,480
No?  I don't have gay friends.
You don't have gay friends?

442
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,560
I don't have any straight friends.

443
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,040
AMANDA LAUGHS

444
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,560
We find someone.

445
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,160
Do you have any friends
who maybe might dance

446
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,080
my end of the hole?

447
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,920
Maybe. So...
Oh, that sounds promising.

448
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,040
Are they single? Are they...?

449
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,800
Are you going to let me
concentrate on this?

450
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,360
All right. Listen,
just worried about my love life.

451
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,640
Yes!  Wow.

452
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,880
OK, now it's the last.  The last?

453
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,760
Yeah. We're on the home straight.

454
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,840
This is good. The last one.
OK, Amanda.

455
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,840
Bravo!  Yes! Bravo! High five.

456
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,480
High five.

457
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,520
OK. Thank you, Yanis.

458
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,200
Adding rocks and cement to
the banquette makes it extra strong.

459
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,480
And once it's dried, it'll be ready
for plastering.

460
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,200
Right. OK. This is for decider.

461
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,360
Oh!

462
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,840
Yeah!

463
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,120
ALAN LAUGHS

464
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:19,360
Did you see that?! That's amazing.
About that date.

465
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,880
Yes?  No.

466
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,200
STAMATIS LAUGHS

467
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,040
You're such a sore loser.

468
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,000
THEY LAUGH

469
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,480
With Amanda putting in
all the hard work today,

470
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,240
I'm taking her out for dinner

471
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:38,840
in the village of Kynopiastes,
10km south of Kokkini.

472
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,680
GREEK MUSIC PLAYS

473
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,200
CHEERING

474
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,280
RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

475
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:49,000
Oh, I like the shoes.
Oh, yes.  The massive pompoms!

476
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,960
They're like a Greek Bucks Fizz.

477
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,600
Oh.  Dolmades, as we say in Greece.
Thank you.

478
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,200
As part of the taverna's
Greek-themed night,

479
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:04,120
there's not just traditional
dance.  Thank you so much.

480
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:07,920
There's also seven courses
of home-cooked Greek cuisine.

481
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,920
RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

482
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,800
That's for you, Alan. That's beef.

483
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,200
No, no.

484
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,360
Autograph?  Oh, of course. Yes.
What's your name?

485
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,520
Anthony.  Oh, Anthony.

486
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,400
There we are.

487
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,360
Do you want me to sign it?

488
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:27,640
Yes, of course!

489
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,120
Thank you.  You're welcome.

490
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,720
It'd be nice of them to ask
for MY autograph.

491
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:34,960
And a selfie.

492
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,720
Is this a celebration?
Yes. Yes, it is.

493
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,040
What's the celebration?  Baptism.
A baptism?

494
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,400
Yes.

495
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,200
Oh, the baby's been baptised, Alan.
Are you talking to me?

496
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,480
Sorry. You all look so cute.
I love this.

497
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:55,080
I might as well not even be here.
I'm famous as well.

498
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,680
Gorgeous kids!

499
00:24:56,680 --> 00:25:00,800
It will be great if you join us
in a big circle.

500
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,400
And everybody say, "Opa!"

501
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,600
Opa!

502
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,440
Opa!

503
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,760
Opa!

504
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,480
Where am I supposed to go?!
I know, we're going...

505
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,680
Opa!  Ready? Heyyyy...

506
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,200
Opa!

507
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,840
Opa!

508
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,760
In Greek tradition, plate smashing
is a display of kefi -

509
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,400
the joy, passion and exuberance
of life.

510
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,200
Yeah!

511
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,280
CHEERING

512
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,960
It is.  It is my birthday. Aw!

513
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,160
AMANDA CHEERS

514
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:54,920
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you.

515
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,400
Eat your cake, Alan.

516
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,680
After all our hard graft,

517
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,480
it's the final push to get
the living and dining room complete.

518
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:14,080
The concrete floor's polished,
the banquette's plastered,

519
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,480
and we're ready to choose
our dining table from local stone.

520
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,240
That's so nice to go with the wall.
If you drop the wine,

521
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,720
you're not going to come back to me
and say, "Look what happened here!"

522
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,800
She never drops wine.
By the time it's dropped,

523
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,560
she does a forward roll
and she's up again.

524
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,880
You know how good at gymnastics
she is.

525
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,000
And with our marble table top
installed...

526
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,600
Go, go, go, go.  ..we're ready
for the final touches.

527
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,200
Oh, I love this fabric.
This storage is cute.

528
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,240
I know. To me. To me.  Yeah?  Yeah.

529
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,800
Use your knees.

530
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,360
I always put the books
the wrong way.

531
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,640
So you just have
a nicer colour scheme.

532
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,280
I mean, I put your biography
face to the wall.

533
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,320
Thank you.

534
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,000
I think we're done.
Oh, that's worn me out.

535
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,520
Oh.
AMANDA LAUGHS

536
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,800
The stone creates the entire mood
in here.

537
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,640
It dictates everything.

538
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,200
And it's, like,
better than wallpaper.

539
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:24,160
It's better than plaster.
Yeah.  It's everything.

540
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,720
This polished concrete
makes it feel homely and warm.

541
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,600
Do you know why this room works?

542
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,880
Because it's speaking
the same language.

543
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:39,280
It's the same vocabulary. Listen.
The curve of the table.

544
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,040
The curve of that table.
The curve of the chair.

545
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:46,240
The curve of this.
It all speaks.  It's curvy.

546
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,880
It's muted. It's Greek chic.

547
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,360
Greek chic. You don't want people
coming in and smashing plates.

548
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,760
Nobody's going to smash plates
in here, Alan.

549
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,720
Do you reckon we should put
a sign up?  No signs, Alan.

550
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:00,040
What about a symbol with a plate
on it,

551
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,000
with a red...?  With a cross...  Yeah.
Then...think about it.

552
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,600
Yeah.  Do you think that exists?

553
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,120
Well, it's an idea.

554
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,960
OK, great.

555
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,040
Smashing plates, my arse.

556
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,080
Next time...

557
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,880
..we get wet and wild...

558
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,600
I tipped off!

559
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,280
..dirty...

560
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,360
Oh.  Disgusting!

561
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,200
And creative.  Is that good?

562
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,640
Don't wipe it like... No!

563
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,720
As we take on our first-ever
children's bedroom.

564
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,720
You know,
art is about making mistakes.

565
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,240
Not every five minutes.
AMANDA LAUGHS